If it seems as though practically everyone has their own reality show these days, it's probably because they do. Nowadays, reality show contestants are from all walks of life, from the snotty over-privileged walking rhinoplasties on The Hills, to the bisexual MySpace phenomenon Tila Tequila to the morbidly obese Queen of Mean (and Whiz Of Microsoft Paint!) Perez Hilton, seemingly interconnected only by means of their below-average intelligence quotient and above-average interest in becoming reality trainwrecks.

Which is why we're annoyed, but not exactly surprised, to hear that Chris Crocker (a.k.a. the screaming, crying, guyliner-wearing, self-appointed defender of Britney) has already inked a development deal with 44 Blue Prods.

"Chris first got on our radar a year ago," said 44 Blue prexy/co-founder Rasha Drachkovitch, who said he wants to develop a show that plays to Crocker's strengths.

And by "strengths" Drachkovitch presumably means "spontaneously weeping, stunted emotional development and overabundance of mascara."