
We've said it before, and apparently we're going to say it again. If you want to write for Slate, here's what you do:
1. Take conventional wisdom.
2. Prove why it’s wrong.
3. Add a dash of pop culture references for good measure.
So Slate came out with their list of the top philanthropists of 2007 today and guess who topped their list? Leona Helmsley. Yes, the same Leona Helmsley who bequeathed $12 million to her dogs and left a legacy massive bitchiness. But conventional wisdom was wrong. Again!
The Queen of Mean actually left $4 billion to her own charitable trust.
Wow, Slate. You just blew our minds. Seriously, there's brain and skull all over the office. Too bad "large donations upon her death to her own charity" doesn't rhythm with mean. Otherwise, Helmsely would be deserving of a new nickname.

Sure Helmsley was a fur wearing jerk but I've got to say that leaving your money to a pet isn't the most unreasonable thing ever. So many animals are left homeless or euthanized each year after their humans death! It's a tragedy. I mean, sure, the dog would have been fine with a million but still. At least she took care of her pet.