Everyone from Long Island is a liar. Have you ever met someone from that region who tells the truth? No. Stereotypes are always true.

Need proof? Newsday and the Spanish Daily, Hoy, lied about their circulation figures to advertisers between 2001 and 2004. And they were both based in Long Island when the lying went down.

The result: $15 million in fines to settle federal criminal fraud investigations, $83 million in restitution to advertisers and remedial management and internal auditing.

And this is a favorable ruling for Tribune Co. for complying with the audit and admitting wrongdoing. The government could have prosecuted their asses off.

There is still no settlement between the B&Ters with their “under renovation” Grammercy apartments, let’s go back to your place, and the Murray Hill girls who believe them.