When we saw Graydon Carter bumbling down West 10th Street the other week, with his wife and a dog (child?) in tow, we thought to ourselves, "Hey! He's looking so much less bloated these days!" Turns out, our petty assumption is true: The Vanity Fair editor is losing weight — by smoking. News of which will send sales of the May eco-friendly Madonna issue skyrocketing by the fives and sixes.