A "usable amount" of cocaine was found somewhere in Lindsay Lohan's car when she crashed her Mercedes SL-65 (a 2005, olllld) on Sunset Boulevard Saturday morning. At 5:30am.
The cops even held a press conference on the matter, where they would only say the coke wasn't Lindsay's, so, through the awesome power of deduction, we must assume it belonged to one of the other two passengers.
But that didn't spoil all the fun: Cops arrested Linds at the hospital for suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs (which one, or any at all, TBD). But let's all breathe a sigh of relief for the paparazzi, who are getting a pass on this one.
After all, it's not like they forced her to ram into a curb while making a turn. Which begs the question: How come there were no paparazzi around to capture this? We've searched far and wide, and no agency appears to have the goods.
We expected better.
Editorial Director
[...] pertains to Lindsay Lohan's Memorial Day weekend—more specifically, the part where she accidentally crashed a Mercedes full of cocaine. And, in unprecedented COTD history, we were unable to pick just one [...]
[...] pertains to Lindsay Lohan’s Memorial Day weekend—more specifically, the part where she accidentally crashed a Mercedes full of cocaine. And, in unprecedented COTD history, we were unable to pick just one [...]