Because Mary-Kate Olsen's stint on Weeds was anything but bearable, Britney Spears is the starlet favorite to win the Emmy for best guest actress in a comedy series — now that Lindsay Lohan has dropped out of the race. Supposedly it's because her role on Ugly Betty, playing a childhood nemesis of Betty's, wasn't a role good enough for Lohan, who had entire dozens of seconds of on-air time. So add Linds to the Katherine Heigl's of the world, whose decisions not to compete for Emmys isn't so much an act of humility, but a slight to their shows' writers.

See Lohan's non-Emmy-worthy performance below.