Breaking news update: Lindsay Lohan was arrested! For a DUI! And for drug possession (cocaine, natch) and speeding in a white Denali. (It's all sooooo Albert Gore III).
Anyhow, TMZ has the scoop, which is to say they know Lohan was arrested for DUI with a blood alcohol level between .12 and .13, they know she was "very upset" at the police station and they know that her SCRAM ankle bracelet is, in clinical terms, complete and utter bullshit.
The highlight of their bordering-on-obsessive coverage:
The sophisticated SCRAM alcohol monitoring device which Lindsay Lohan voluntarily strapped around her leg wasn't the reason cops busted her for DUI Thursday morning — which begs the question — what the hell was the point?
TMZ contacted a rep from the company that monitors the SCRAM bracelet who said, "I didn't even know she was arrested."
Nice.
Meanwhile, we've just received another BREAKING NEWS UPDATE from TMZ, indicating that Lindsay's previously scheduled Tonight Show appearance may be in jeopardy.
Which is, admittedly, moderately disappointing in a "Great, now we'll have to watch Leno make watered down jokes about the DUI in his monologue while Kevin Eubanks splits his side laughing" kind of way, albeit still not nearly as devastating as the whole "life-ruining arrest for DUI, speeding and snorting massive amounts of cocaine" thing.
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[...] been approximately five hours since TMZ first broke the news of Lindsay Lohan's DUI arrest, and lately the website seems to be favoring the "quantity over quality" [...]
[...] been approximately five hours since TMZ first broke the news of Lindsay Lohan's DUI arrest, and lately the website seems to be favoring the "quantity over quality" [...]
[...] been approximately five hours since TMZ first broke the news of Lindsay Lohan’s DUI arrest, and lately the website seems to be favoring the “quantity over quality” [...]
[...] Apparently, the high-level fashion and beauty editors (read: a never-smiling Nina Garcia) think multiple DUI's and pants with secret drug-pockets compromise Lohan's ability to speak intelligently on hard-hitting issues such as a peaceful [...]
[...] in entertainment, we can't bear to watch Lindsay Lohan's latest DUI or yet another Britney meltdown. Instead we kept our eyes on soccer star David Beckham who began [...]
[...] Apparently, the high-level fashion and beauty editors (read: a never-smiling Nina Garcia) think multiple DUI’s and pants with secret drug-pockets compromise Lohan’s ability to speak intelligently on hard-hitting issues such as a peaceful [...]
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