Are celebrities making a mockery of rehabilitation programs by appearing not to take the treatment seriously? Addiction experts and CNN seem to think so!

"It is making a mockery of rehabs," agrees Harris Stratyner, a psychologist with Caron, a nonprofit addiction treatment organization.

Sure, that's one boring medical expert's opinion, but what do the completely unqualified (and clearly biased) celebrity weekly news editors have to say about all of this?

Fortunately, our favorite ubiquitous fake-newsbuster Janice Min was on hand to offer mock sympathy and provide the obligatory "it's heartwrenching, but great for sales!" perspective.

Janice Min, editor of US Weekly, a leading celebrity magazine, said that while the public is growing tired of the antics of young celebrities, they also cannot stop watching and find it "incredibly fascinating."

"Lindsay is almost becoming a Robert Downey Jr for a generation – an incredibly gifted actor whose personal shortcomings just keep getting in the way," Min said.

"But one of the things with Hollywood celebrities is that forgiveness is a bottomless well among their fans," Min said.

Also bottomless? The number of vodka shots Lindsay could throw back in an hour (SCRAM bracelet notwithstanding) the number of teenage girls who will be adversely affected by Lindsay's bad example and the number of magazine copies Min will be able to move in the aftermath of yet another Lohan drunk-driving arrest.

And, of course, the lengths to which Min will go in order to drum up publicity/sales for a magazine that exists solely to exploit and manipulate troubled celebrities and exalt in their reversal of fortune.