• It's only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan has a complete meltdown. Even her fashion stylist had to bail on her after a few days of rockstaring. (And by the digusting photos, we can tell.) [Page Six]
• Dallas has chosen their star. And it's not Jessica Simpson or Kristen Cavallari. Or anyone you've ever heard of. [Us Weekly]
• Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are honeymooning in Tahiti — not Fiji. For all of you paparazzi out there. [Tittle Tattle]
• Ohmahgahd. If Harry Potter dies an entire generation will have lost their purpose to live. Seriously, JK Rowling … don't do it. [AP]
• We hope you've all been good little New Yorkers and skipped breakfast today, because the news that Rush Limbaugh has gone from smuggling pain killers to smuggling Viagra is enough to make anyone loose their salmon bagel. [People]
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i live in Nashville. It was all over the local news last night that they are here. It named the places Nicole is being spotted. Maybe they just left for Tahiti or something.