Totally awesome Brooklyn t-shirt (but they do hoodies and bags, too!) company Neighborhoodies just pitched us on their new "Rehab All-Star" line of tees, hoping to score a mention. What they didn't expect is that we'd take the bait.

Sure, we're handing them a decent amount of editorial for a product whose sales we don't benefit from. And yes, said product might also be considered a competitor to a tee whose inventory we're trying to unload. But with Dubai owning Barney's these days, soon enough everyone is going to have one of these shirts to put next to their "Gettin' lucky in Kentucky" stash. So get yours first, wear it once, and rest assured you amused, insulted, and energized at least one Us Weekly-reading hipster.