Lindsay Lohan's Bag Found, Earth Returns to Regularly Scheduled Spinning

Lindsay Lohan

STOP! Stop whatever you're doing, put down whatever diet carbonated liquid you are having for breakfast and clap your hands.

Lindsay Lohan's bag has been reunited with her. Hallelujah!

The stolen bag, containing around a million dollars in bling was recovered by police after some random found it in a parking lot.

The expensive orange Hermes accessory was then handed in to officers at Heathrow police station. No-one has been arrested.

"A member of the public contacted us to say they had found it and brought it in," a police spokeswoman said. "We have not yet established what, if anything, is missing."

It has not yet been determined as to how Lesie Sloane Zelnik pulled this publicity stunt off, but we are surely all thankful it's all over. Thankful, yes. Because now we can all go about our day. Fighting in the Middle East can continue, power lunches in Times Square may resume, and the world can go back to spinning on its axis.

Found - Lindsay Lohan's £500k bag [This is London]

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    No. 1 aleie says:

    you are so wierd lol so wat is your name lol laugh out loud by?

    Posted: Jan 30, 2007 at 8:20 pm
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