The Columbia student whose $11k mink coat Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole now wants six-figures in punitive damages from the starlet, even though Masha Markova already said that after a dry cleaning and a patch job, the coat was as good as new. Meanwhile, Lindsay’s rep Leslie Sloane Zelnik insists, “Lindsay did not steal a coat.” This is the same Zelnik who, in the past, refused to comment on Lindsay’s personal matters, insisting she only represented her movie career, SO YOU KNOW THIS IS SERIOUS.