The unthinkable has happened. Some clever internet rogue has hacked his (or her!) way into Lindsay Lohan's MySpace, and unraveled her deepest darkest social networking secrets! Thankfully, Mollygood is on hand to break it all down, and summarize the never-before-seen findings:
Highlight 1: Lindsay thinks Paris is a "cunt."
Highlight 2: Lindsay thinks Perez Hilton is a "fat fuck."
Highlight 3: Paris Hilton uses fake words, like "broughten."
Who would have guessed??
So far, the hacker has managed to elude authorities, and keep his (or her!) secret nerdy identity under wraps. But if Lindsay's MySpace should happen to reveal, say, four year-old video footage of her getting it on with Girls Gone Wild creator (and habitual tax evader) Joe Francis, a la ParisExposed, we think we just might have an idea as to who's behind this.
Editorial Director
You got your source all wrong (and so did Molly, who credited JustJare.,) The credit for this all goes to the folks at ONTD. They've got all the screencaps and have corresponded with the hacker to get even more info.
Those kids should all get auto entry into the top j-schools, I tell you.
Make sure when you blog, you credit the right people.
Thanks and keep us posted on anything else you find out that ONTD hasn't already!
People have got to install antivirus on their PC and use IE7 to protect them from this.
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