Courteney Cox's Dirt makes fiction of the paparazzi. Adrian Grenier makes light of the paparazzi. Emo-pop band A Cursive Memory makes a music video with the paparazzi.

We aren't too fond of this tweenage angst music, especially when the lyrics include the spelling out of words, but the band's homemade-looking video for their song "Everything" includes cameos from Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Diddy, Nick Carter, Kim Kardashian, Alfonso Ribeiro, Masi Oka, Hayden Panettiere, David Spade, one of the Olsens, a certain blogger, and a smattering of other importants, and strikes a brilliance chord.

It required 300 hours of footage, we're told, which even earned them a spot in last week's TRL countdown, which, this must mean, still exists.