The Daily Mail, the respected British news source that today leads with Jennifer Aniston in a pink bikini, is picking up a report from Star magazine that Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of Elvis and terrible singer, is pregnant with twins.
Funny, because wasn't the Mail most recently reporting Presley was fat because she was binging?
Yes, actually, they were — and it pissed her off so much that she's suing them under the U.K.'s less stringent libel laws.
Maybe we're witnessing the settlement agreement in effect?
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LEAVE LISA MARIE ALONG…….SHE IS A WONDERFUL PERSON LIKE HER FATHER AND MOTHER. IF HALF OF THE PUBLIC HAD THE LOVE OF HER HUMAN COMPASSION, THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE.
I HAVE BEEN A FAN OF HER FATHER SINCE I WAS A YOUNG GIRL I AM NOW 69 YEARS OF AGE (WOMAN) I AM PROUD OF LISA MARIE AND HER MOTHER FOR LETTING US CONTINUE TO HEAR ELVIS'S MUSIC, WHICH I STILL CRY WHEN I HEAR HIM SING. ELVIS WAS A GOOD HEARTED PERSON THAT LOVED HIS FAMILY AND I SHALL NEVER FORGET HIM, EVEN MY SON WHO IS NOW A DOCTOR ALWAYS SAYS "THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH." MITCH, MY SON IS A REAL MAN AND ALSO THINKS THAT ELVIS WAS THE GREATEST SINGER THAT GOD SENT TO US.