In this crazy, computer age we're living in, it is now possible to share your every insipid thought and incoherent murmuring instantaneously over Google chat, something we do on an all-too-regular basis.

And, while we generally steer clear of the first person (for fear of sharing too much!) in light of certain extenuating circumstances—Paris Hilton's recent departure from jail-slash-we're hungover—we've decided to make you privvy to our meaningless im chatter for one special, glowing moment.

So, after the jump, please enjoy the following completely uncensored IM conversation between Jossip Editor ("Me") and Jossip Publisher ("David"). It's as though you're all actually here with us at Jossip Headquarters…except, you know, less awkward.