Because nothing gets this industry off like some hardcore gossip on gossip action, WABC Eyewitness News pulled Lloyd Grove out of the darkness to comment on the Jared Paul Stern scandal.

"Readers will think 'damn this is interesting' and people will want to read the Daily News which is reporting on it."

We definitely thought 'damn!' when we saw that story this morning (along with a whole bunch of other superlatives). And once we saw that it wasn't written by Grove, we added the "interesting" part.

Earlier: Page Six's Jared Paul Stern stung by Daily News