Rich louts don't stop, 'cause they can't stop.

Like Nero, who fiddled while the city around him turned to ashes, luxury goods manufacturer Louis Vuitton has started a brand new, obnoxiously opulent venture, descending further into decadence while good men, women and children around the globe burn in the harsh heat of poverty.

But what things could be so important that a company wouldn't wait for the world's finances to get in order before starting production on them? Why yachts of course! Big black mega-yachts whose descriptions lend themselves to so many easy phallic jokes we won't even waste our time.

LVMH has purchased Dutch yachtmaker Royal Van Lent, and the sickening possibilities are now endless. A giant vessel covered in WASPs and the famous LV logo here. A giant vessel covered in WASPs and the famous Givenchy logo there. Imagine: a diamond encrust DeBeers catamaran covered in WASPs and black help who can't get away because they were maimed by the diamond wars.

Pirates, you know what you have to do.