If you can barely wait to plop down in front of the TV for some scripted comedy or romance, then you're part of the ideal demographic for this post. After the jump, a round up of what shows are coming back when.
Gossip Girl: As early as this spring.
24: Wait until next year.
Lost: The ultimate teasers, Lost writers aren't sure what will happen after the eight epsidoe mini-season.
Entourage: HBO is hoping for a spring/summer season. There's no reason for a delay. Here's an episode: the guys run into some potential trouble with Ari, Eric worries, Vince settles it, Drama does something stupid, Turtle says something stupid, they all get stoned and Vince gets laid.
The Office: New episodes expected for April.
Friday Night Lights: There's a chance the strike will lead to this show's cancellation.
Family Guy: No new episodes until September. Consolation can be found in old Simpsons episodes.
30 Rock: Best case scenario is new episodes in the fall, there's a possibility of the show getting canceled.
Grey's Anatomy: Will be back before May sweeps.
Ugly Betty: Expected to be brought back by April for six to eight more episodes.
How I Met Your Mother: Likely to return by the spring.
Heroes: New episodes next season.
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