Kelly Tilghman is now known to most of America as that Golf Channel anchor who suggested Tiger Woods' competition take him to a back alley and lynch him, because that was the only way they were going to win against him. She apologized, Woods accepted, and the Golf Channel suspended her for a couple weeks. But some people don't forgive and forget so easily, which explains the noose that cops found (via) on a sign at the entrance to the Tilghman Estates in North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. But the copys have a strategy for catching the racially incisive conspirators: Should they want their noose back, well, TOO BAD! Because they're holding it in lost and found (and not in an evidence locker).

But here's a tip: If Tilghman values her privacy and well-being, perhaps she should have the sign taken down that reads "Home of Kelly Tilghman, The Golf Channel."