Oh, so you thought we were serious about not plugging away with the easy punchlines at Radar? Silly rabbit, truth is for kids. How are we expected to leave alone the career failure of a magazine when they leave themselves so wide open? Speaking to WWD about how they're going to ring in Round Three, the Wishful Thinker in Chief demonstrated how proficient he's become in producing his own spin.

[Maer Roshan] said a smaller New York party will probably follow the next week, though no date has been set. "You can have big parties and people will always pay attention to the party and not the product," said Roshan, adding, "A big, high-powered party like that — we'll wait until we have a few years under our belt."

Yes, it was always that we got so excited about Radar's LAUNCH PARTIES that we stopped giving a crap about the magazine. Yes, that was it. Or that the mag's own website would scoop itself. All of which was scooped by blogs written by 13-year-old Proactiv recipients.