Marky Mark had his panties all in a funky bunch last night on The Jimmy Kimmel show, still pissed about that Saturday Night Live sketch where Andy Samberg impersonated him talking to animals.
After Kimmel plays some of the video, Wahlberg, with absolutely no trace of humor whatsoever says, "When I see that kid, I'm going to crack that big fucking nose of his."
You'd think growing up on the tough streets of Boston with a third nipple would have given Mark a little bit of training with chilling the eff out:
He's got those McCain crazy eyes! McCain crazy eyes, let's call that shit right now! Tomorrow Wahlberg will be all, "I said I was going to tell that big fucking nose of his," but we all know the truth… Mark Wahlberg hates funny Jews (he hates all Jews).
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wow I didn't know he was a douche.
Probably hangs out with charlie sheen and mr lohan.
regis….ditto…..it's not like he's Matt Damon.
Wahlberg is nothing more than a dickless homophobe!
Why the reference to a Jewish guy's nose, Wahlberg?
Oh and don't think everybody has forgotten that one time you gouged out the eye of a Vietnamese-American because you hated Asian people.
Just because the studios have suppressed that little nugget about your racist past so that breathless teens will cream their panties over you in movie theaters, it doesn't mean everyone has forgotten your hate-filled and violent background.
i saw one of his other interviews on the comeback trail (seriously, has he done anything in the last five years?). he was like the most boring stereotype of a boring middle-aged accountant ever, and described himself as "a faith-based person." i never imagined it was possible for a human to be so pompous and dull.
@smartygirl:
He played the most interesting character in the Departed, 2007's Best Picture Oscar winner. He was also nominated for a Best Supporting Actor oscar for the role. He is a douche, but he is a great actor, and as far as what he's done in the past 5 years is concerned, I'd say that the past 5 years represents his best work. I don't care if Mark Wahlberg is anti-Semitic. He can act.
Furthermore, why does McCain get the nasty comment. I'd say that Wahlberg displayed Obama's smugness more than McCain's "crazy eyes." I hate both candidates, but damn, this writer cannot even insult someone without sounding ignorant. It seemed that drew was so keen on blasing McCain, that he/she forgot what thinking was.
God, do none of you understand humor or sarcasm when you hear it. It's so obvious that Wahlberg is joking around. You think a joke needs to be accompanied by a huge signpost, like a grin or a chuckle. Get back to watching I Love Lucy.