Yesterday, Martha Stewart shared her thoughts on "Life After 50" with the upper middle class elite crowd over at the 92nd St. Y. Naturally, we'd have gone if we'd known about it, but thankfully Rush & Molloy has the highlights, which include an undying devotion to cats and a photo montage of everything from her assorted properties to her OB/GYN.

Writes R&M:

Any man hoping to please [Martha Stewart] better like cats. After her divorce, one would-be suitor "sat down in a wing chair in my parlor and, all of sudden, there were six cats sitting all over him. … He said, ‘I hate cats.' … I didn't see him again."

Stewart showed pictures of her cats, canaries, horses - and her gynecologist.

Okay, let's pause right there.

Now, in all fairness, we should probably acknowledge that, while we have no problem with cats, we might likewise find ourselves weirded out by having six of them "sitting all over" us. And as for the portable pics of her gynecologist? Who doesn't do that?

Seriously, we never go anywhere without our doctors' headshots!

In fact, the next time you see us, be sure to ask about that photo of "Pimple Popper, M.D." we keep in our wallet. He's a total dreamboat!