This could've gone much, much worse. Thankfully, Martha Stewart's introduction to spitting rhymes (and don't we sound hip?) was led by Diddy's "Rap 101" instruction.

Martha got schooled on rap vernacular ("chedda," "benjamins" and the somewhat sexually uncomfortable notion of "ballin'") and avoiding the "jake" (that's the police, winners). And it didn't stop there: Diddy also helped her dance.

Lucky for her, audience members don't have a choice in whether or not they applaud.