Have you heard? Journalists are getting old. AND! Losing their jobs. It's not really going to affect most of America, since they're not exactly reading newspapers anyhow, and Digg.com suffices for staying in tune with the news cycle. But their job losses are affecting some folks, namely: bar owners. Journalist watering holes are the ones facing the silent deaths thanks to shrinking news media budgets; no longer do they have a steady stream of reporter patrons walking through their doors, expense accounts or not. It's quite sad, actually. EXCEPT! It's not like The Waverly Inn is going anywhere. After all, that place is owned by the biggest celebrity tabloid editor in all of the world, and boy does he ever drink.