Having trouble "keeping up" with all those Kardashians? Well here's the 30-second update. Unemployed actress-turned-Playboy pinup Kim was recently burgled! The posterially enhanced former sidekick to Paris Hilton had her luggage swiped from JFK airport, suffering an estimated $50,000 in losses.

For a moment, we almost felt sorry for her! That is, until we remembered that episode of the MTV Cribs where Kardashian pranced around her giant, overly decadent mansion, and proudly declared that she never, ever wears her designer gowns (of which she has several hundred) more than once. [OK!]