John McCain: not looking so great lately. From those Bill Ayers robocalls (which McCain had promised to never engage in during his 2000 bid) that even Fox News Sunday felt the need to call the senator out on, to his sound trouncing of fundraising dollar$, to calling Obama's tax plan "one of the tenants of Socialism," it's like at this point, even old man McCain just wants an early Nov. 4th call so he can go back to his ranch and doing whatever it is old people do when they lose something (look under the couch, go back to watching their soaps).

Don't believe me? Hear it from the aging glue-factory-bound horse's mouth:

(Question starts at 1:00)

But asked if he could "live with" losing the race, responds:

"Oh sure… I've got a wonderful life. I have to go back and live in Arizona and be in the United States Senate representing them, and with a wonderful family, and daughters and sons that I'm so proud of, and a life that's been blessed…."

Hear that Fox? John McCain is the luckiest guy you ever interviewed, and will ever interview. Ever. In the history of Fox, nay, news broadcasting as a medium, never before has an interviewee been as blessed by God himself as John McCain.