• Verbal grudge-match heats up between staffers at the Today show and Good Morning America, yielding doozies such as "Gay-MA" and "Today? More like 'Yesterday.'" Zing!

• Scooter Libby might actually go to prison. Fortunately for him, Paris has made it "all the rage."

• Did Departures magazine play too prominent a role in the episode leading up to The Sopranos' departure?

• 'Eric Alterman is the aging-lefty Lindsay Lohan!' proclaims Lloyd Grove in New York magazine. And here we thought Lloyd was an aging-lefty unemployed gossip gossip columnist.

• Boston Globe rips Conservapedia a new one.

• Hillary Clinton stops by Skadden Arps. Relax, it was nothing litigious—she was probably just picking up her latest truckload of campaign donations.