• Penthouse magazine attempts to disguise dirty, dirty porn as "art."

• Bob Barker spins the wheel, commits his very last act of sexual harassment as host of The Price Is Right.

• CNN anchor Heidi Collins is thrilled at being forced to cover Paris Hilton.

• If Conrad Black is going down, he's taking his old company with him. Sun-Times, formerly Hollinger International Inc., "has endured a 46 percent drop in its stock price since Black was ousted as chairman in January 2004." And they say crime doesn't pay!

• The 2007 Webby Awards are five-and-half-hours we'll never get back. But at least they had toilet humor!

• With Rupert Murdoch (possibly) taking over Dow Jones, the solution is simple: the Financial Times should simply hire the top 100 Wall Street reporters, and beat Murdoch to the punch.