• Seventeen launches a new online game called "Editor's Assistant," based on EIC Ann Shoket's real-life assistant. The game, unofficially dubbed "The Devil Wears Unlaced Converse Sneakers," is available here.

• Newspapers continue to slash classical music critics in favor of hiring multiple Paris Hilton vaginaphiles instead.

• YouTube continues to piss off greedy Hollywood types by airing copyrighted material on their site without having the decency to charge an overinflated premium.

• Interview lauded for being 1.5 decades behind the times.

• "If the internet is killing newspapers, why are they doing so well?" wonders the Guardian. Related: Crazy near-death Guardian reporters clearly in denial.