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At The Times' New Headquarters, Maureen Dowd's Not The Only One Who 'Smells A Rat'
• Problems at the Times' new offices include a leak coming from Bill Keller's office, toilets that "make catlike noises before they flush" and a "'big rat' scurrying around Metro editor Joe Sexton last week—'one so huge it made him turn pale.'”
• 'What if Conrad Black returns?' worries the Chicago Trib. Fortunately, that won't happen seeing as he's the Guiltiest Person Ever.
• Peter Braunstein to be sentenced today for acting out on that creepy faux-fireman/rape fetish.
• ABC's Charlie Gibson establishes a scholarship based on "compassion, honesty, fairness and trustworthiness," prompting undergraduate hopefuls to "lie their asses off" in droves.
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