• Elisabeth Hasselbeck begrudgingly admits that things aren't exactly "Rosie" with her former co-host.

• CNN precludes us from making fun of their model-hot (and dumb as a brick!) anchor people by doing something nice for everyone.

• Carl Bernstein's biography of Hillary Clinton is really about…Carl Bernstein.

• Overprotective parents (who have already censored their children from harmful television, internet and video game content) search for new and more inventive ways to ruin their kids' lives.

• Finally! Men's Health shows us how to resist our strongest temptations, like that "tremendous" food on Air Force One.

• Meanwhile, Details EIC Dan Peres to make like Dave Zinczenko. Or, in other words, "to become annoyingly ubiquitous and offer free blow jobs to anyone who will help promote his book."