• Turns out The View's viewers don't actually seem to care that Rosie's gone.

• TBS buys syndication rights to The Office and My Name Is Early, promises to air them ad nauseum.

• NBC denies reports that it's paying $1 million for interviews with "post-penitentiary" Paris.

• And the Hilton's rep confirms it. "[Paris] is not being paid for any television interview," chirps Hiltons' publicity flack, who has never lied.

• Wall Street Journal editors approve of the newspaper's portrayal in A Mighty Heart, agree that "Angelina captured Mariane very, very well." At least, for a white chick.

• "The Fashionista Diaries" (a Soapnet reality show) drops designer Charlotte Ronson because Ronson is a psycho hose-beast "we just couldn't get a contract that worked."