• Dios mio! Telemundo anchor Mirthala Salinas quickly yanked off the air for pulling a Maria Bartiromo and banging the mayor of Los Angeles.

• Sources suspect a purported conflict of interest had something to do with Salinas' suspension, with the NYT observing "it was not a wise career move to report that the mayor of Los Angeles was leaving his wife while failing to mention that she was dating him." Well, yeah, in hindsight.

• Meanwhile, People magazine is not sorry they landed the exclusive Paris Hilton interview and Us Weekly is not sorry that they didn't.

• The Simpsons movie to piss off humorless religious, environmentalist types.

• Apparently, not everyone thinks watching "adults treating their digestive tracts like garbage disposals [and] shoving in appalling amounts of food" is sexy!

• Scooter Libby pays his $250,000 court-ordered fine, which is kind of the same as going to prison, except not.