• When asked to clarify his feelings on Dow Jones, Ron Burkle winked and said, "Yeah, you know I'd like to get a piece of that," before reaching up for a high-five.

• Ivanka Trump has zero interest in joining morning trainwreck otherwise known as The View.

• Impossibly, the Conrad Black jury claims they're utterly incapable of unanimously reaching a (guilty) verdict.

• Michael Moore "live-chats" with HuffPo about healthcare, politics and, of course, how much he hates Dr. Sanjay Gupta.

• Amy Jacobson 'devastated' over termination. "I thought they would suspend me and then support me," she tells the Chicago Sun-Times.

• Reputed rivalry between Tina Brown and Graydon Carter gets exponentially more heated boring.