• After more than one false alarm, the words "Murdoch and Dow Jones reach agreement in principle" have us shouting from the rooftops, and singing a song we made up ourselves entitled, "It's About Fucking Time."

• Which means Christopher Bancroft has failed in his last-ditch, longshot crusade to thwart Rupert Murdoch's plans for total world domination.

• At long last, HuffPo tackles that hard-hitting issue of "Why Canadians care about the Black verdict and Americans don't."

• Harper's Bazaar EIC Glenda Bailey becomes the latest victim of the new jaundiced fashionista trend.

• William Shatner to interview celebs on boring, new Biography-channel version of Chelsea Lately.

• Chicago Trib to sell out, start running annoying advertisements on section fronts.

• Star Jones rips a page out of Donald Trump's playbook and asks their mutual enemy, Rosie O'Donnell, to come on her otherwise irrelevant new show.