• "Basically," explains a totally not-crazy Teen Vogue devotee, "all we do is act like psycho stalker sex crazed rapist-murderers or really stupid girls or people who eat too much and start fights and type annoying and get on the general YM's nerves." Oh, is that all?

• The Canadians' schadenfreude obsession with Conrad Black can probably be traced back to that time where he ditched the Canucks in order to become a British lord.

• 'Does YouTube stifle creativity?' wonders Slate. Um, clearly not!

• "As the chances of an alternative to Rupert Murdoch appear to wane," writes the New York Times, "more Wall Street Journal staffers have polished their resumes and peddled them to rival publications."

• It turns out cartoonist Matt Groening has made a nice, tidy little profit off of that little show called The Simpsons. Which, incidentally, has a movie coming out, in case you hadn't heard. Because it hasn't been marketed. Like, at all.

• There are "absolutely no cons and absolutely all pros to Page One ads," claims a random Fordham professor. Unless, of course, you consider "blatantly selling out and blurring the line between editorial and advertising" to be a "con."