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The Day The Alien Invasions, Bat Boys And Dick Cheney Robots Died
• Weekly World News is folding, which means the only place to read about a bald, umbrella-brandishing freakshow is on Britney Spear's official website.
• Presidential candidates get a little hot under the collar; perspire freely.
• In addition to being a better athlete than you are who gets hotter chicks than you do, QB Tom Brady is also a far snazzier dresser.
• Barry Bonds is officially the new Roger Maris. On 'roids.
• Never one to miss the scoop, Jon Friedman starts asking the big questions about some mysterious mogul man (Rupert whatisface?) who's slowly but surely taking over the media world.
• Fox News discovers it ain't easy being green.
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[...] Now, Weekly World News (the self-proclaimed "World's Only Reliable Newspaper) has published its last-ever issue, [...]
[...] Now, Weekly World News (the self-proclaimed "World's Only Reliable Newspaper) has published its last-ever issue, [...]
[...] Now, Weekly World News (the self-proclaimed “World’s Only Reliable Newspaper) has published its last-ever issue, [...]