• Cartoonists around the country raise their pens, grab their sketchbooks and blast Barry Bonds in angry cerebral comic strip solidarity.

• Congratulations to steroid impresario Jose Canseco, who may have succeeded in effectively ruining professional sports.

• From Idolator: "The next issue of Rolling Stone has as its cover subject High School Musical cutie/frequent Bop subject Zac Efron, who is captured in an awkward pose that looks like he's sheepishly feeling himself up while showing off his Tegan and Sara-inspired haircut."

• O.J. Simpson still having trouble grasping the whole "I owe $38 million to the parents of that guy I murdered" concept.

• Isaiah Washington cancels a scheduled appearance at the National Association of Black Journalists convention, choosing instead to focus on his tarnished career and latent homophobic tendencies.

• Wolf Blitzer's CNN show, The Situation Room, turns 2 years-old today! On hand to celebrate was SNL, who congratulated Wolf profusely and described the show as "the best thing that ever happened to us."

• Hillary Clinton hangs out with creepy billionaire Ron Perelman instead of hitting the campaign trail.