• ABC confirms what we already knew by publicly admitting that Amanda Congdon's not really a "journalist."

• Forbes to start their own version of "Business Vogue." Experts predict it will be a lot like Portfolio, except for frumpier women. With spectacles!

• Conrad Black evidently sent out emails bitching about having to work pro bono. Then he embezzled $60 million.

• The L.A. Times opinion editor quits over some sort of embarrassing sex scandal, and Brian Grazer is (probably) to blame.

• Page Six trumpets the romance between Katie Coric and not-exactly-starving musician, Chris Botti. (Rumor has it, he's got "jazz-hands!")

• Teen Vogue sales soar because of Lauren Conrad's tv internship. Or else maybe it's because all the other teen mags have folded. Like, literally, all of them.