• ABC dominates at the Golden Globes; Best "Globes" reference of the night still goes to Sascha Baron Cohen.

• How many reporters does it take to write one article about Britney Spears? Seven, apparently…with six of them to be fired by Time Inc.

• Alright, we get it. All of you just want to make sweet, sweet love to your newspaper. Jeez, get a room.

• 24 to be available on DVD less than 24 hours after Jack Bauer makes your heart go guh-gung.

• Britney Spears "crotch-flashes her way" out of Super Bowl promo; listen closely, and you can actually hear Janet Jackson cackling, (in between stuffing her face with doughnuts).

• The LAT has trouble remembering whether The Governator is a U.S. citizen.

• A journalism prof worries j-school teaches students to give "patronizing" news coverage…then takes a snotty, elitist tone regarding the "home-and-garden section."