• Forget about the candidates! According to WaPo, Chris Matthews "spewed out so many questions as time went on that the whole affair was like speed-dating."

• HBO chief Chris Albrech was arrested for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend. Police called the reported domestic dispute "even more mismatched" than the De La Hoya/Mayweather fight.

• Could MSNBC have saved Don Imus by broadcasting his radio show with a substantial delay? Obviously!

• Hewlett-Packard in trouble for spying, invasion of privacy, making printers that break 1 month after their warranty is up.

• NBC Nightly News leaves third floor of 30 Rock; Brian Williams keeps his fingers crossed they'll be put on "the same floor as that hilarious Tracy Morgan."