• The creator of AMNY wants Boston residents to have TWO disposable dailies!

• Footage of Anna Nicole Smith failing to respond to CPR sells for $500K. Hey, you know what else is dead? Dignity.

• Top journalist to take the stand in the Scooter Libby trial; a puzzled courtroom artist wonders if there's a way to depict "good writing" in her portraiture.

• Journalists are just a bunch of elitist snobs; except for those totally grounded dudes over at The New Yorker.

• Playboy archives to go digital! Just like the New Yorker archives, only with porn!

• The modern woman is unimpressed by uber-perky morning talk show hosts. Nope, no New Yorker punchline there.

• Jeff Zucker accused of being 'too focused on the Les Moonves rivalry, not focused enough on YouTube kicking television's ass.'