• Spanish-language L.A. radio host El Cucuy turns self in following New Year's celebration that involved domestic violence charges.
• Oh look, sportscaster Jim Lampley joins that club, too.
• Ivanka Trump joins daddy Donald's bid to trample on Rosie O'Donnell for Apprentice ratings.
• Atoosa Rubenstein pleased with: the selection of Ann Shoket to replace her at Seventeen; not having to battle with Teen Vogue anymore.
• Giant's sale pricetag: $270k. Level of embarassment: seven figures, minimum.
• Yahoo follows in CNN's footsteps in labeling Obama as Osama, creating whole new layer of shit for Barack to fight through to get to the White House.
• Dirt somehow fairs better than Nip/Tuck's 2003 debut in the 18 to 49 demographic.
• Google has gotten so good at raping search advertisers, they're jumping ship.
Editorial Director
ahhh, yes, the wife-beaters club. a fine, exclusive establishment boasting such supercool members as yanni, the hoff and, of course, tyrese