• A-Listers and power-players converged at the Beverly Hilton yesterday evening. Their agenda? $2300 for one night with Barack Obama. Sexy-time!

• Scooter Libby trial moves into closing argument phase; Jossip moves into "we're already over it" phase.

• Deborah Norville signs enormous multiyear deal that prevents her from going "outside" Inside Edition.

• New York Post's top editor is suddenly reluctant to speak badly of their arch-nemesis, the New York Daily News.

• Fortunately for all, Post columnist Keith Kelly has no squeamishness whatsoever.

• Months after sustaining a head injury from an insurgent attack in Iraq, former World News Tonight anchor Bob Woodruff is still recovering. Which is almost as sad as ABC's decision to post X-rays of his skull.