• Mr. and Mrs. Barack Obama are "bringing sexy back" to campaign trail, threatening to sell more magazine covers than Brangelina.

• Brandweek exec (and creator of Cartoon Network's "accidental" bomb-scare) apologizes for confusing the phrase "marketing campaign" with "low-level terrorist attack."

• Keith Olbermann suggests that Fox News extend the 1/2 Hour News Hour laugh track to include all of their programming.

• Jimmy Kimmel will continue hosting his late night talk show his reign as America's most effective OTC sleep aid through the year 2009.

• Only The New York Times could sound progressive by chirping "let's give it a whirl!" in reference to new media.

• Magazine editors airbrushed a naked photo of Burt Reynolds…and all they digitally "retouched" was his dangling cigarette??