• It ain’t easy being green. Especially when every magazine wants to be green, too, just like you. [WWD]

• If you make fun of Jay McInerney he won’t invite you to his parties or share his snack pack. [Slate]

• Why do college students pay tens of thousands a year to learn journalism in New York? So that Gawker bloggers can come tell them it’s all pointless. [WWD, WSN]

• Will anybody buy Sporting News? Has anybody heard of Sporting News? [NYT]

• New York magazine and Time Warner may not be necessary for Michael Wolff, but Time Warner’s screening room is necessary for his boss, Graydon Carter [Page Six]

• The Office Pirates are coming to steal your absurdities. [NYP]