• Bonnie Fuller: smut peddler or "missionary?" Meanwhile, will Bonnie Fuller continue saving the world publishing celebrity trash without her American Express gold card expense account?

• LA Times cancels Guest Editorship program before one of its other prominent page admits admits to having also banged Brian Grazer's publicist.

• NBC Nightly News debuts in HD. The show went fairly smoothly up until handsome anchor Brian Williams suddenly took ill and was replaced by his less aesthetically pleasing understudy, Joan Rivers.

• "Reed was asked in a last-minute handwritten note to pay $4.5 million of the purchase price into Conrad Black's personal bank account." Um, awesome?

• "Has the Anti-Hillary YouTube Video Changed Political Campaigning as We Know It?" wonders Salon, two weeks after the Washington Post and USA Today.