• Billionaires continue to duke it out for control of Tribune. It's almost like watching a no-holds-barred Ultimate Fighting Championship except with boring rich guys.

• Diane Sawyer beats out NBC, CBS to score the interview with Dina McGreevey that nobody else wanted.

• "At breakfast yesterday, Dean Baquet looked an awful lot like the next executive editor of the New York Times." Sounds like someone ordered Wheaties!

• The Edwards campaign may have the most Facebook, MySpace friends, but Obama looks "way hotter" in his profile picture.

• The reviews are in on Onion News Network: "Funny to read, not funny to hear from mediocre actors with bad toupees."