• If we were going to be pissed at Rupert Murdoch for something relating to Myspace, it would be about Kevin Federline's real profile or Jake Gyllenhaal's fake one. [Independent]

• Because the press wasn't broke enough to being with, now we have Jack Abramoff to contribute to the disgustingly low salaries of EAs. [NYT]

• Men's mag Giant goes Mischa Barton monthly — but for not long enough to get on the pill. [WWD]

• These Arts & Leisure kids are crazy! It's like New York Times Gone Wild, where (thank god) everyone stays clothed. [NYO]

• We only stop making jokes when it comes to respected journalists being murdered. [WaPo]